PJ Awards

Athlete who nails the hottest chick? (thanks mayhem)

Tom Brady
Reggie Bush
Tony Romo
Alex Rodriquez

Being Gizelle's or Jessica's or Kim' man would be sick, but to leave your hot wife for  50 year old...material girl and to be touched like a virgin for the first time, that does it for me.


Winner: Alex Rodriquez


Most Dramatic Athlete (Athletes who have shed Tears this year)

Terrel Owens
Chad Johnson
Tiki Barber
Brett Favre

Retiring and coming back is pretty dramamtic so watch what you do Brett..crying for your qb after losing a divisional playoff game..wow,but retiting and watching your ex team win the superbowl and have to interview them live afterwards..poor tiki,,

Winner: Tiki Barber


Athlete with the Best DWI

Cedric Benson
Lance Briggs
Carmelo Anthony


This is never a good thing..so when u do it once and get everyone believing that the cops were racist, and do it again the next week, you got some balls!!!!

Winner: Cedric "The Entertainer" Benson


Most Hated Athlete

Roger Clemens
Barry Bonds
Adam Jones
Michael Vick

Its funny Pacman had crimes..now roger has crimes..and they are not hated..mike vick beat up dogs and he is still loved in atlanta..barry bonds has not been convicted of anything..can still hit homeruns..but no team wants him..wow


Winner: Barry Lamar Bonds



Story of the year

Mitchell Report
New England Choke Job
Mike Vick and Dog Fighting
Pacman Jones

no question dog fighting took this nation by storm..even peta is protesting everything


Winner: Mike Vick


Womans Athlete you may see on the Cover of Men's Heatlh and Fitness:

Serena Williams
Venus Williams
Anika Sorenstan
Lisa Leslie

Serena looks lik a man..built like a man..so i think she is the best candidte.

Winner: Serena Williams


Dream Job

Isiah Thomas
James Dolan
Larry Brown
Stewart Scott

i would love to have isiah's and stewart scotts job..and i would love to own 2 teams like dolan, but when your getting paid 20 mil by the pistons, 40 mil by the knicks, and now 15 mil by the BOBcats..i mean this is real money.


Winner: Larry Brown



Athlete Most Likely to Make it Rain at a club near you?

Adam Jones
Floyd Mayweather
Kimbo Slice
Alex Rodriquez

None of these guys make a-rod money.jones and mayweather have done it, but i can see kimbo going out and making it rain everywhere.

Winner: Kimbo Slice


Team that should no longer exist

New York knicks
Boston Red Sox
Cincinati Bengals
New England Patriots

I wish all boston teams can go away, but when every player you have brought in lately have gone to jail, they need to..ive been to cincy..its not that hood..so i dont no why they get in trouble

Winner: Cincinatti Bengals

Team that all of a sudden has fans

Chicago Cubs
Boston Celtics
Boston Red Sox
New England Patriots

You gotta give the cubs fans credit if they still exist..with no wins in 100 years, but i have never seen fans come out of nowhere after 2 championships in almost 100 yrs..weird..


Winner: Boston Red Sox